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19 Nov

Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off.

I've got an idea

I’ve got an idea (Photo credit: steveburnett)

Man: And how do you do that?
Woman: Watch.

She hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss: What are you doing?
Woman: I’m a light bulb.
Boss: You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.

The man starts to follow her.

Boss: Where are you going?
Man: I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.

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From academictips.org

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