Joke 976

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“Honey,” says a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”

“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess. I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”

“I know all that.”

“Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”

“Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.” 

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9 Responses to “Joke 976”

  1. slpmartin November 24, 2013 at 04:06 #

    Oh…that’s funny!

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  2. jmgoyder November 24, 2013 at 04:22 #

    Very good!!!

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  3. katharinetrauger November 24, 2013 at 06:55 #

    oooh…mean….

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  4. Grannymar November 24, 2013 at 11:06 #

    Sounds like another one will be heading for the divorce courts! 😆

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  5. sharechair November 24, 2013 at 13:43 #

    oh dear ….. I consider myself fortunate that my husband notices NOTHING. 🙂

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  6. Musings November 24, 2013 at 20:30 #

    Oh ouch! Thank goodness my husband would never have done that. I would have insisted on eating out anyway.

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  7. colonialist November 24, 2013 at 23:32 #

    Nothing like a good demo to make a point!

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  8. Perfecting Motherhood November 27, 2013 at 08:20 #

    Wait, I didn’t know the Berenstain people wrote for adults too. I thought they only wrote the bear books!

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