“Honey,” says a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess. I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”
“I know all that.”
“Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”
“Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”
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Oh…that’s funny!
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Very good!!!
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oooh…mean….
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🙂
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Sounds like another one will be heading for the divorce courts! 😆
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oh dear ….. I consider myself fortunate that my husband notices NOTHING. 🙂
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Oh ouch! Thank goodness my husband would never have done that. I would have insisted on eating out anyway.
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Nothing like a good demo to make a point!
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Wait, I didn’t know the Berenstain people wrote for adults too. I thought they only wrote the bear books!
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