Joke 145

A man was pulled over for speeding down the highway; the officer came to the driver’s window and said, “Sir, may I see your driver’s licence and registration?”

The man said, “Well, officer, I don’t have a licence; it was taken away for a DUI.”

The officer, surprised, said,”Do you have a registration for the vehicle?”

The man replied, “No sir, the car is not mine; I stole it.  But I am pretty sure I saw a registration card in the glove box when I put the gun in it.”

The officer stepped back.  “There is a gun in the glove box?”

The man sighed and said, “Yes sir, I used it to kill the woman who owns the car, before I stuffed her in the trunk.”

The officer moved towards the back of the car and said,” Sir, do not move; I am calling for backup.” The officer called for backup and about ten minutes later another highway patrolman arrived. He walked up to the window and asked the man for his driver’s licence and registration.

The man said,”Yes, officer, here it is, right here.”

Everything checked out so the officer said, “Is there a gun in the glove box sir?”

The man laughed and said,” No, officer; why would there be a gun in the glove box?” He opened the glove box and showed him that there was no gun. The second officer asked him to open the trunk because he had reason to believe that there was a body in it. The man opened the trunk: no dead body.

The second officer said, “Sir, I don’t understand.  The officer who pulled you over said that you did not have a licence; the car was stolen; there was a gun in the glove box; and a dead body in the trunk.”

The man looked the officer in the eyes and said, “Yeah; and I’ll bet he said I was speeding too.”