Български: Метли за улична продажба English: Brooms for street sale (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Thanks to Benzeknees for letting me use this one.
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, ‘I think I am going to have a little broom!’
‘Impossible!’ said the groom broom, ‘we haven’t even swept together!’
The Laughing Housewife 
This one gets the punsters’ seal of approval! 😎
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Groans! But also giggles. . . tee hee. 🙂
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Sigh. But a happy, sweet dreams sigh. A good way to head off to dream land…thinking of “sweeping” with a broom ☺.
Peace,
Siggi in Downeast Maine
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looks like the parking lot at a Witch convention
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Hehe 🙂
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That just bristles with questions”!!!!
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😀 😀
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That is a groaner…
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As I was reading I tried to guess what the punchline might be. Wasn’t even close. I’d love to know what Janie thinks of it…
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She probably wrote it 🙂
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Is that a compliment? Or a snarky reflection on my joke telling ability?
😉
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I plead the Fifth…
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I find it very funny by the way…
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I didn’t doubt it 🙂
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Did she then get all bristly with him?
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You crack me up 🙂
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then afterwards, when they’d had the row and made up, did they brush it all under the carpet?
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Stop it! My sides hurt!
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Good. (I’ve just read the next post and and pleased that I have made you laugh a little after that 🙂 )
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You always make me laugh 🙂
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Thanks for the groan, and of course the giggle. 😉
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A massive big smile from me !!!
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This is so cute – thanks!
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Thank you for stopping by!
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😀
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Please…oh man. My sides hurt
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I’m guessing she wasn’t swept away by the groom’s comment…
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Now that’s bad! 😀
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