Joke 494

30 Jul

 

A 12" record, a 7″ record, and a CD-ROM.

A 12″ record, a 7″ record, and a CD-ROM. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

From Will & Guy.

The man who is the world’s leading expert on wasps is walking through Droitwich one day when he passes an old vinyl record shop.

Looking in the window, an album catches his eye: “The Sounds of Wasps from Around the World.”  He enters the store and asks the sales girl if he can listen to the album.

“Sure…just go into the booth and put on the headphones,” replies the shop assistant.

He does this and listens to ten minutes of buzzing noises until he can take no more…he leaves the booth and says to the sales girl, “I’m an expert on wasps and I have to say that I didn’t recognise any of those noises.”

“Oh, I’m so sorry,” answers the assistant, “I was playing you the B side.” 

 

13 Responses to “Joke 494”

  1. terry1954 July 30, 2012 at 04:11 #

    haha!!!

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  2. gtalan July 30, 2012 at 04:33 #

    Thats a good one, lol

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  3. jmgoyder July 30, 2012 at 05:24 #

    I was not in the mood for laughing when I read this and now I am in the mood for laughing – ha!

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  4. adinparadise July 30, 2012 at 07:33 #

    Oh nooooo!! 😀

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  5. vivinfrance July 30, 2012 at 07:47 #

    Sadly, there are no more B sides. Bees were often the star of the show 🙂

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  6. sharechair July 30, 2012 at 13:11 #

    Groan!

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  7. grannymar July 30, 2012 at 15:54 #

    I am old enough to get this one. I like it!

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  8. viveka July 30, 2012 at 20:36 #

    Wonderful …. !!!! then also bees are my favorite bug.

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  9. Jacquie Fioramonti July 30, 2012 at 21:08 #

    Funny bunny 🙂

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  10. bluebee July 30, 2012 at 22:44 #

    Bs are the best 😉

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  11. Hattie July 30, 2012 at 22:56 #

    Yikes!

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