Joke 769

1 May
biker bar

biker bar (Photo credit: qi.Thomas)

A tough looking biker had been in a biker bar for quite a while when he finally decided it was time to hit the road. He stepped through the front door of the bar and instantly realized that his bike had vanished from the spot he had parked it.

“All right,” he said loudly, coming back into the busy biker bar; “I’m going to have a shot of whisky and if my hog isn’t back up front by the time I’m done, what happened in Detroit will happen here too!”

With that, many of the bikers ran out of the bar and within moments one came back to tell the tough biker that his hog was now parked in front of the bar for him.

When the tough guy started to leave the bartender asked him, “Pardon me, stranger, but what happened in Detroit?”

The tough biker replied casually, “I had to walk back to my hotel.”

Thanks again to Elizabeth for this one.

 

Advertisements

14 Responses to “Joke 769”

  1. slpmartin May 1, 2013 at 04:14 #

    Very cute.

    Like

  2. vastlycurious.com May 1, 2013 at 04:23 #

    hehehe! I was thinking the worst too!

    Like

  3. viveka May 1, 2013 at 06:33 #

    Excellent …. *smile

    Like

  4. thehutts May 1, 2013 at 07:16 #

    Have shared on facebook for some biking friends! S

    Like

  5. Judith Atwood May 1, 2013 at 12:16 #

    😎

    Like

  6. mairedubhtx May 1, 2013 at 12:58 #

    Loved it!

    Like

  7. SchmidleysScribbling May 1, 2013 at 16:24 #

    And what happens in Detroit stays in Detroit. Good one. Dianne

    Like

  8. adinparadise May 1, 2013 at 20:30 #

    😀

    Like

  9. Grannymar May 1, 2013 at 20:49 #

    I was not expecting that ending.

    Like

  10. benzeknees May 2, 2013 at 07:12 #

    Hahahahahahahaha!!

    Like

  11. eof737 May 2, 2013 at 13:09 #

    You are so sweet. TY for thinking of me darling. I’m laughing too.:-)

    Like

I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: