Joke 817

18 Jun

The joke is from all over the internet.

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One spelling mistake can destroy a marriage.

A husband on a business trip wrote a message to his wife and missed one letter:

“I am having such a wonderful time.  Wish you were her.”

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‘Our pubic schools’ billboard (© nasshole via Reddit)

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The poem is from vivianc.

If GH stands for P as in Hiccough
If OUGH stands for O as in Dough
If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis
If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour
If TTE stands for T as in Gazette
If EAU stands for O as in Plateau
The right way to spell POTATO should be GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

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14 Responses to “Joke 817”

  1. letstalkaboutfamily June 18, 2013 at 04:09 #

    Too funny. Now I’m afraid I will be a toad!

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  2. slpmartin June 18, 2013 at 04:14 #

    Oh…those were quite funny.

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  3. vastlycurious.com June 18, 2013 at 04:23 #

    Now I can sleep ..: )

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  4. viv blake June 18, 2013 at 06:52 #

    Favourites: the spelling poem and the toad. The second billboard was a mystery to me.

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  5. Grannymar June 18, 2013 at 07:27 #

    Ugh! I don’t want to go to any of those 15 schools!

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  6. benzeknees June 18, 2013 at 08:25 #

    This worries me a lot for the future of our children.

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  7. mairedubhtx June 18, 2013 at 13:30 #

    I especially liked the Fox News spelling error.

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  8. Food Stories (@FoodStoriesBlog) June 18, 2013 at 23:59 #

    These really brightened my day 🙂

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  9. Janie Jones June 19, 2013 at 17:52 #

    I wouldn’t have believed these sings pissed inception if you hadn’t toad me yourself.

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  10. SchmidleysScribbling June 19, 2013 at 20:07 #

    Oh common, give the captionist a break, we all have off days. Besides the last guy had a code.

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