One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their P.J.s, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers thrown all about the front yard. The door to his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.
A lamp had been knocked over, and a throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand lay piled up by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and other piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried that she might be ill, or worse.
He found her lounging in the bedroom, still in her pajamas, reading a novel.
She smiled, looked up at him and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, “What happened here today?”
She smiled and answered, “You know every day when you come home from work and ask me what in the world did I do all day?”
“Yes,” he replied reluctantly.
She answered, “Well, today I didn’t do it.”
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Thanks! 🙂
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Well! if this ain’t the blunt version of the vows LOL!
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Be warned!
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Yeeha!
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Haha, this is EXACTLY what my house looks like when I leave my husband with the kids for a few hours! And of course, guess who gets to pick it all up?
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exactly.
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what in the world did I do all day? Sometimes I ask myself. Ha
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oh yea, Tilly….well said lol
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Oh Wow..that really said the truth!!
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Saying it the way it is.
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yes, once the vows were said, the bundles of joy had arrived….and sanity and cleanliness departed, I often thought……”well, that was more of a spit & shake kinda deal wasn’t it?”
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You made me laugh out loud with that one! I must remember it 🙂
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Funny x True = sidesplitting humor. 😀
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Ha…a good one!
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Aha.. like this one, mess mess mess.. that’s what kids do every day.. train them to clean up, I don’t want to clean up for them 🙂 Have to share every job in our house with every one who live in our house 😀
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