From ajokeaday.com.
104-25 Runcorn Shopping City ‘Regional’ Bus Station (Photo credit: Sou’wester)
As they wait for the bus, Mother tells little Johnny to tell the driver he is four years old when asked, because he will ride for free.
As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he is.
“I’m four.”
“And when will you be six years old?” asks the driver.
“When I get off the bus,” answers Johnny.
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
Oh that does sound like what a child might say…loved it!
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Cute!
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naughty mommy! 🙂
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What a bad example! Good job Johnny was honest.
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Good man Johnny! He did what he was told and answered the question too.
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Kids do tell the truth! I was an elementary school counselor for many years and believe me, I heard LOTS of family secrets!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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😆
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This didn’t give me .. a big smile … I laughed. Absolutely brilliant. I’m sure this is a true story.
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