Joke 597

10 Nov


104-25 Runcorn Shopping City 'Regional' Bus St...

104-25 Runcorn Shopping City ‘Regional’ Bus Station (Photo credit: Sou’wester)

As they wait for the bus, Mother tells little Johnny to tell the driver he is four years old when asked, because he will ride for free.

As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he is.

“I’m four.”

“And when will you be six years old?” asks the driver.

“When I get off the bus,” answers Johnny.


8 Responses to “Joke 597”

  1. slpmartin November 10, 2012 at 04:11 #

    Oh that does sound like what a child might say…loved it!


  2. granny1947 November 10, 2012 at 04:47 #



  3. lenwilliamscarver November 10, 2012 at 04:59 #

    naughty mommy! 🙂


  4. vivinfrance November 10, 2012 at 08:10 #

    What a bad example! Good job Johnny was honest.


  5. Grannymar November 10, 2012 at 11:02 #

    Good man Johnny! He did what he was told and answered the question too.


  6. sharechair November 10, 2012 at 14:13 #

    Kids do tell the truth! I was an elementary school counselor for many years and believe me, I heard LOTS of family secrets!! 🙂 🙂 🙂


  7. adinparadise November 10, 2012 at 14:51 #



  8. viveka November 10, 2012 at 18:57 #

    This didn’t give me .. a big smile … I laughed. Absolutely brilliant. I’m sure this is a true story.


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