Students taking a test at the University of Vienna at the end of the summer term 2005 (Saturday, June 25, 2005). (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
A professor gave an important test to his students.
Once the test was over, the students handed the completed papers in. One student had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying, “A dollar per point.”
The professor handed the marked tests out during their next class.
One student got back his test and $56 change.
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
I got a laugh out of this!!! Thanks
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You always send me too bed happy.. OWN THIS..laughing.!!
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Having spent most of my life teaching at university, this really made be laugh long and hard…Thanks!
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That is so funny!
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Oh too funny!
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Brilliant! 😀
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A very ethical professor.
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Can’t buy happiness. D~
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There’s an ‘advanced’ version of the joke.
This was on the news recently:
Failing student jailed for trying to bribe professor
Yang Li offered University of Bath professor £5,000 in cash to change mark for dissertation, court told.
Read the news report here
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Good grief.
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lol!
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