No Smoking Unless You Are On Fire

2 Aug
Teeth

Image by howzey via Flickr

Time for some more searches that found this blog.

Sound Advice

  • no smoking unless you are on fire
  • life is short smile while you still have teeth

For Those Between Bloggers

  • mezzanine levels blogs

People Often Come Here Looking For A Hard-Working Housewife Blog; How Disappointed They Must Be

  • pain stripping housewife
  • housewife tickle
  • a housewifes job are newer done…
  • my name is i am a housewife
  • how to look like a hard worker
  • housewife superhero 

The Search For Tooth

  • big dogs with cheesy smiles
  • good teeth smile
  • homeless people teeth
  • ugly person smiling
  • tooth bathroom

Ewwwww

  • brown stripe on root of wisdom teeth
  • granies sex
  • pet poo cartoon
  • cartoon fart fog

Sigh.  I Totally Get This

  • my hubby thinks im ugly poem
  • ugly wife blog
  • flaky mother

I Totally Don’t Get This

  • ugliest yorkshire terrier
  • gay socks eating
  • temporary poem
  • gay socks and fun
  • sick clocks
  • yoda police
  • womanless rotary
  • frog facebook

Why So Particular?

  • cfs/me in kusadasi

Demonstrating The Value Of Knowing Where The Commas Go

  • old fashioned house,wife rules

Demonstrating The Value Of Using The Correct Tense (And Complete Sentences)

  • cartoons give birth

Should I Be Worried?

  • noah ark 2011
  • free porn tube
  • knickerless women in the street
  • poem for a knickerless lady
  • gave my wife to another man

32 Responses to “No Smoking Unless You Are On Fire”

  1. beckysefton August 2, 2011 at 10:54 #

    I love these sorts of blog posts – where you see what and how people have been finding you.

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  2. vivienne Blake August 2, 2011 at 11:24 #

    But where do you find them? My click-ers are things like “The Laughing Housewife” and “The Poet’s Quill” etc

    I mean to say…knickerless women in the street… 😀

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    • Tilly Bud August 2, 2011 at 11:34 #

      I don’t find them…they find me. It freaks me out a little sometimes 🙂

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  3. Cindy August 2, 2011 at 13:24 #

    I find your search terms so much more entertaining than my own 😀

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    • Tilly Bud August 2, 2011 at 13:42 #

      But don’t you wonder what it is about my blog that leads the crazies here? I know I do 🙂

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  4. Paula Tohline Calhoun August 2, 2011 at 17:02 #

    As Scarlett O’Hara would say, “I’m just pea green with envy!”

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    • Tilly Bud August 2, 2011 at 18:21 #

      Well colour me happy there’s a sofa in here for two! 🙂

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  5. Pseu August 2, 2011 at 17:47 #

    ‘how to look like a hard worker’ – ?
    (can you give any clues? )

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    • Pseu August 2, 2011 at 18:04 #

      My Top Searches

      ‘trailing bouquets, collective noun for group of artists, calla lily iris roses bouquets, red and white flowers blood and bandages meaning of, how to revive winter daphne’ – how do you have such a long list?

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      • Tilly Bud August 2, 2011 at 18:22 #

        Random strangers wander in and out again. None of them stay. It’s like a hotel in here. A grimy, seedy hotel. With laughs.

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    • Tilly Bud August 2, 2011 at 18:21 #

      Beats me. They must have the wrong blog 🙂

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  6. nrhatch August 2, 2011 at 19:13 #

    “Sound Advice” there. Thanks, TillyB!

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  7. kateshrewsday August 2, 2011 at 22:24 #

    I’d love a mezzanine blog….these are always fun, these search posts. And lets face it: life is short smile while you still have teeth.

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    • Tilly Bud August 3, 2011 at 11:19 #

      Actually some of the best advice I’ve ever heard.

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  8. Jo Bryant August 3, 2011 at 01:42 #

    I loved this post – a great way to start of a dreary day here in NZ

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    • Tilly Bud August 3, 2011 at 11:20 #

      I’m glad you enjoyed it, and welcome.

      You live in New Zealand? Do you know my cousins, the Murphys? 😀 😀

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  9. Big Al August 3, 2011 at 03:04 #

    Cue the music for the twilight zone……..da.. da.. da.. da,.. da.. da.. da.. da..

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  10. musings August 3, 2011 at 03:23 #

    Hmmmm… should I be changing the tags on my WordPress blog, I wonder. I find more people are still finding me on Blogspot.

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    • Tilly Bud August 3, 2011 at 11:22 #

      I think that has more to do with you being well established on Blogspot. I still go to that link.

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  11. Madeleine Begun Kane August 3, 2011 at 05:53 #

    LOL! These are hilarious. I keep meaning to note and post my odd ones, but ADD gets in the way. 🙂

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    • Tilly Bud August 3, 2011 at 11:23 #

      I keep a draft post and c+p once a week, saving it until I have enough for a post.

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  12. eof737 August 3, 2011 at 16:47 #

    How outrageous…. Really! 🙂

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  13. Perfecting Motherhood August 4, 2011 at 07:24 #

    This is so funny. And now you’ve given me an idea for a future blog post!

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  14. bluebee June 24, 2012 at 12:10 #

    The search terms that find my blog are sooooo boring in comparison

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    • Tilly Bud June 24, 2012 at 12:14 #

      I honestly don’t know why they are so weird, so regularly. But I’m not complaining!

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