A fellow bought a new Mercedes and took it out on the highway for a nice Friday evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
“There’s no way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to himself, and opened her up further.
The needle hit 90, 100…. Then the reality of the situation hit him.
“What in the heck am I doing?” he thought; and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
“It’s been a long week, this is the end of my shift and I’m tired. I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”
The guy thinks for a second and then says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!”
“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.
Thanks to Grannymar for this one.
This is one of my all time favorites!
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Love the photo – I wouldn’t want a Mercedes – they are rubbish in the snow. Give me my Susuki Wagon R that can’t land me in too much speeding trouble anyday. S
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I got a good laugh out of this one!!!! LOL
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Loved it!
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I really needed a laugh and that was IT!!
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And good thing the cop was male. Did I ever tell you about the time I talked a cop out of a ticket?
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Do tell!
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Very quick thinking! hahaha!
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😆
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that’s really funny 😆
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Great! 😎
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I’m not sure why…but this one made me laugh hard…maybe because the “hubs” seem to get most of the blows on your post. 🙂
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😀
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Top Dollar, Linda … love it.
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Haha, good one!
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