Joke 940

19 Oct
School's out for summer! Take 1

School’s out for summer! Take 1 (Photo credit: Graela)

A letter:

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,

Your $on

The reply:

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

Dad

***

A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money because he was broke.

His Mother said, “Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?”

“Uhh, oh yeah, okay,” responded the kid.

His Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she got back, Dad asked, “Well how much did you give the boy this time?”

“Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000.”

“That’s $1020!!!” yelled Dad, “Are you crazy???”

“Don’t worry hon,” Mom said.  “I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15…”

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14 Responses to “Joke 940”

  1. Terry October 19, 2013 at 04:32 #

    they were all good but that last one was awesome!!!

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  2. slpmartin October 19, 2013 at 05:37 #

    Oh that last one joke had me laughing pretty hard…especially since I taught at university and know there’s more truth in that than most parents would like to admit to. 🙂

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  3. Katharine Trauger October 19, 2013 at 06:13 #

    Chuckling, chuckling, chuckling…Thanks for a great laugh! 🙂

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  4. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com October 19, 2013 at 08:30 #

    Great jokes today: the last two are particularly witty – memorable.

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  5. viveka October 19, 2013 at 11:43 #

    Really great jokes both of them, thanks for the big smiles … and I wish you and the family a great weekend.

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  6. vastlycurious.com October 19, 2013 at 13:52 #

    HAHAA! I got this exact phone call yesterday . Hi MOM$ How are you$$ I am doing $$$ wanted to buy some clothes for my new Sorority$$

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  7. kateshrewsday October 19, 2013 at 15:07 #

    That’s one wise mum, Tilly 🙂

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  8. granny1947 October 19, 2013 at 16:39 #

    Thanks for the smile Tilly.

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  9. Elaine - I used to be indecisive October 19, 2013 at 17:43 #

    I love that first one! 😀

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  10. Grannymar October 19, 2013 at 18:38 #

    That mother really knew her son!

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