- In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
- No one expects you to run. Anywhere.
- People call at 9 (a.m. or p.m.) and ask, ‘Did I wake you?’
- People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
- There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
- Things you buy now won’t wear out.
- You can eat supper at 4p.m.
- You can live without sex (but not your glasses).
- You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
- You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
- You sing along with elevator music.
- Your eyes won’t get much worse.
- Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
- Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
- Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
- Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
- You won’t remember who sent you this list.
ONE IMPORTANT THING:
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Pinned you again. http://pinterest.com/pin/147141112796558328/ Keep them coming.
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Thank you again, Katherine. I always appreciate it.
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OH NO!
OH NO!
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF READING THIS, I THOUGHT, “THIS IS REALLY CUTE — I SHOULD FORWARD IT TO TILLY.” (!)
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Haha! It was bound to happen one day 😀
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oh these are so true. loved that last statement!!! lol
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LOL! 😉
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Cool! you are a twit! But to be honest most of them are right!
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They are just around the corner for me…
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d’accord for most of these. It’s too late to worry about pension plans and health insurance!
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NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Good idea! 😆
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As a very old Swede I can really confirm the advantage of being old (big laugh)!!
Most of the points comfirmed 🙂
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Oh dear!
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Reblogged this on OyiaBrown.
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‘Sans teeth,sans eyes,sans taste,sans everything’.
Shakespeare was right all along.
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He was :).
Or should that be, 😦 ?
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you just described my life.
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Maybe it’s because I’m over 60 that I didn’t get this one *laughing
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LOL! Good one Tilly—I’m not 60 yet, but some already apply; guess i am a leader and over-achiever, right?
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🙂
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LOL !! That’s so funny and sad but true, but none of this will happen to me ! For I’m a toy’s R us kid and I’ll never grow up!!…..much..sorta…kinda…but still…..okay I need to go take my medication again
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Where’s your carer? 🙂
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Very cute lines.
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Your birthday post is not working. However:
HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAREST TILLY! 🙂 We love you and hope you get really, really OLD! Someday. 🙂
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Thank you Katherine, though your good wishes are a little early. See today’s post for my apology 🙂
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Well, I still hope you grow really old some day! 😉 Before I do, if you can. 😀
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😀
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OK, now…I’m not sure now. You have targeted my very own number…60! I’d take you on, but I’m too tired! Debra
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I almost started at fifty, but that’s not old any more, they say. Tell it to my bones 🙂
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Phew…I won’t be a hostage for long.
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I’m trying to decide whether it’s scary or depressing that I do many of the things on this list. 🙂
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I forwarded this to 4 people! Thank you!
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No! Thank YOU! 😀
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