Joke 553

27 Sep



A Married Couple

A Married Couple (Photo credit: josefnovak33)

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.  The doctor gave him an exam and found nothing physically wrong with him.

“If you ever expect to cure your insomnia,” the doctor said, “you need to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.”

“I’d love to,” said the man, “but my wife refuses to sleep alone.”


And to redress the balance, one from

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.  He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder.  If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die: each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.  Be pleasant at all times.  For lunch make him a nutritious meal.  For dinner prepare an especially nice meal.  Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.  No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week.  If you can do this for the next six months, I think your husband will completely regain his health.”

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”

“He said you’re going to die,” she replied.


10 Responses to “Joke 553”

  1. terry1954 September 27, 2012 at 04:03 #

    those were so funny!!!!!


  2. adinparadise September 27, 2012 at 04:22 #



  3. slpmartin September 27, 2012 at 05:03 #

    Oh..both of these were very good…like the balanced approach. 🙂


  4. rebecca2000 September 27, 2012 at 05:41 #

    LOL Loved them.


  5. grannymar September 27, 2012 at 08:44 #

    I’m giggling away here.


  6. benzeknees September 27, 2012 at 18:00 #



  7. lanceleuven September 27, 2012 at 18:55 #

    Hah! hah! I particularly love the second one. Brilliant. 🙂


  8. viveka September 27, 2012 at 19:30 #

    LOooOOooove them both … stories I would have chosen – Love them both.


  9. idiosyncratic eye October 1, 2012 at 17:55 #

    It’s always the wife’s fault. ;(


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