Joke 533

7 Sep
Wedding Reportage

Wedding Reportage (Photo credit: flavio.leone)

Wedding Quotes from Will & Guy.

You know what I did before I married?

Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman

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Any husband who says, “My wife and I are completely equal partners,” is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

Bill Cosby

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.  They’ve experienced pain and bought jewellery.

Rita Rudner

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My wife dresses to kill.  She cooks the same way.

Henny Youngman

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years.  Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

Milton Berle

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I was married by a judge.  I should have asked for a jury.

George Burns

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16 Responses to “Joke 533”

  1. vastlycurious.com September 7, 2012 at 04:09 #

    As always…cheer to my life!!

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  2. Hudson Howl September 7, 2012 at 04:16 #

    Henny and Dangerfield were as smooth as silk jockey shorts in there delivery, were they not.

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  3. terry1954 September 7, 2012 at 04:30 #

    those were excellent thoughts!!!!

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  4. vivinfrance September 7, 2012 at 07:40 #

    The corollary to “A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.” is that a good wife always apologises to her husband when he’s wrong!

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  5. kiwidutch September 7, 2012 at 08:25 #

    LOl these are funny!

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  6. Kate Kresse September 7, 2012 at 14:01 #

    Silly tilly On Sep 6, 2012 8:05 PM, “The Laughing Housewife” wrote:

    > ** > Tilly Bud – The Laughing Housewife posted: ” Wedding Reportage (Photo credit: > flavio.leone) Wedding Quotes from Will & Guy. You know what I did > before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman * Any husband who > says, “My wife “

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  7. OyiaBrown September 7, 2012 at 14:44 #

    Reblogged this on OyiaBrown.

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  8. viveka September 7, 2012 at 19:59 #

    Very good … all of them are the reason why I never married *laughing .. and why do they all pick us on women. Have a great weekend.

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  9. Pseu September 8, 2012 at 08:30 #

    I’m always amused the the word ‘welding’ (the joining together of two hot bodies) is so close to the word ‘wedding’ in the dictionary.

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  10. Amba Nair September 17, 2012 at 01:26 #

    Your humorous take on EVERYTHING makes my day so much brighter Tilly! 🙂 I love coming to your happy yellow blog.

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