Poo Picks

15 Sep


Time to vote:

pick a title

If you have arrived here from Six Word Saturday, here’s a quick catch-up: I intend to publish a book of poems about poo and I need a good title.

Thank you to everyone who left wonderful and funny and wonderfully funny suggestions.  I had intended to include them all in the poll, but I was showered with names and the poll would have been too long, like those cold calls you get that swear it will only take five minutes and by the time you get off the phone your children have grown up and left home.

I had to make an arbitrary selection and this judge’s decision is absolutely final. Unless you want to take a look at the original post, see what I’ve left out, and make a formal request to have your favourite included.



39 Responses to “Poo Picks”

  1. Tom (Aquatom1968) September 15, 2012 at 09:51 #

    I’ve cast my vote, Tilly. I’m so glad my suggestion wasn’t there!


  2. Helen Cherry September 15, 2012 at 10:00 #

    Haha.. definitely Poetry in Motions for me ( and no that wasn’t mine 🙂 )


    • Pseu September 15, 2012 at 11:36 #

      yes, it’s all in the Peristalsis.


  3. Gobetween September 15, 2012 at 12:30 #

    I chose poop poems I think it is obvious what topic the poems will have.

    Poetry in motion was my first favourite but after giving it some thought I realised that it does not really say what the peoms are about.


  4. Ron. September 15, 2012 at 12:52 #

    What a load of cool titles. Stool Samples. Perfect.


  5. Wayne September 15, 2012 at 13:26 #

    That is indeed an interesting concept for a book.


  6. sharechair September 15, 2012 at 13:46 #

    I can’t believe there are so many great titles! I really like about 5 of them. How is that possible?


  7. terry1954 September 15, 2012 at 14:46 #

    you did a good job with this post!!!!


  8. SchmidleysScribbling September 15, 2012 at 14:52 #

    My suggestion wasn’t included, but I voted anyway. Do you want to publish it? Do you want to sell it? Do you want anyone to read it? I would use a less obvious scatological title. Otherwise all your customers will be adolescent boys and their ilk.


  9. McGuffyAnn September 15, 2012 at 15:15 #

    You are so funny! Thanks Tilly!


  10. Brenda Youngerman September 15, 2012 at 15:45 #

    so I take it this will be bathroom reading material?


  11. Stephanie September 15, 2012 at 16:12 #

    Umm, good luck? lol


  12. viveka September 15, 2012 at 17:59 #

    To write poem about poo … you need a lot of shit to get ride off to fill a whole book about it and do it with rhyme. *smile – not a poem fan anyhow.


    • Tilly Bud - The Laughing Housewife September 16, 2012 at 08:25 #

      You might enjoy these; they are just a bit of fun.


      • viveka September 16, 2012 at 16:21 #

        I thought you are going to write a book with poems about poo. To be honest I passed the poo age … many Many years ago and I don’t really want to go back neihter. Even for fun.


  13. keiththegreen September 15, 2012 at 18:08 #

    This topic is making me feel like, “I can’t wait till the paperwork is done!”
    Are you planning on printing the results roll style?


  14. restlessjo September 15, 2012 at 18:08 #

    There are some real bright sparks out there, Tilly. No, I refuse to allude to poo, but I did vote.


  15. The Squishy Monster September 15, 2012 at 20:32 #

    I can’t wait to see this book…I’ve cast my vote 😉


  16. laurieanichols September 16, 2012 at 00:11 #

    Very clever titles! I picked The fecal matters, but I was torn by loo haikus.


  17. austine September 17, 2012 at 04:32 #

    This is really exciting. Congrad’s.


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